My guess is, if you wrote a story about a man with a super teenie weenie, the reaction would be like when Big tried to write a story with me as a protagonist. His wife said, “Jeez, how could anybody like this guy? I don’t want to ever read anything you write again.”
Cowry Catchers is a dark, nautical fantasy for people who shop in the grown-up section of the bookstore. It is also illustrated. The eBooks are available in all the usual places, and the podcast (serialized audio book) is free. You can find the podcast in iTunes and elsewhere. New episodes and illustrations appear on Thursdays. Click "Get the Books" below for more information about eBooks.